Men's Rule :]

These are OUR rules:
Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

* Subtle hints do not work!
* Strong hints do not work!
* Obvious hints do not work!
* JUST SAY IT!

1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:

* Sex,
* Sport,
* Cars,
* or Computers

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

Humorous Fun

Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day you were born on

01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a pornstar
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a bisexual
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - a bowl of cereal
23 - a easter egg
24 - my ex
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

The Band forever in my heart (:

SHINee is a contemporary R&B South Korean Band. They sung my favorite song Stand By Me. The members are:

He is Lee Jinki, 19 years old, was born on December 14, 1989. Lee Jinki is better known by his stage name Onew. The leader and the oldest member of the group.

He is Kim Jonghyun, 19 years old, was born on April 8, 1990. Kim Jonghyun is commonly known as Jonghyun. The main vocalist in the group.

He is Kim Kibum, 17 years old, was born on September 23, 1991. Kim Kibum is better known by his stage name Key. The vocalist and one of the rappers in the group. He was a gifted varsity water-skier at Dae Gu Young Shin Middle School.

He is Choi Minho, 17 years old, was born on December 9, 1991. Choi Minho is also known as Minho. The rapper in group.

He is Lee Taemin, 15 years old, was born on July 18, 1993. Lee Taemin is commonly known as Taemin. He is the main dancer of the group. The youngest member of the group.

From LYRICSMODE.COM lyrics archive

Lyrics | Shinee lyrics - Stand By Me lyrics


Lyrics | Shinee lyrics - Stand By Me lyrics

2010 Presidentiables

2010 Presidential Candidates

It's still one year till the next elections and we could already smell who among the politicians are going to run in the presidential race. So this coming 2010, who's gonna be our savior? Who among the most likely presidentiables would be the one?

Is it Sen. Loren Legarda, Sen. Mar Roxas known as Mr. Palengke, the Mega Business- Man Sen. Manny Villar, VP Noli de Castro, Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay, MMDA Chairman Bayani Fernando, Sen. Chiz Escudero, Sen. Dick Gordon, Sen. Panfilo Lacson, Eddie Villanueva, Sen. Kiko Pangilinan, President Gloria Arroyo and unconfirmed runners.

It's time to change!
Online Nomination at http://presidentiables2010.speedfox.net

Boys Over Flowers Philippine Version

If I were given a chance to choose who are the characters of Boys Over Flower Philippine Version, these are my choice ...

I chose Maja Salvador in the character of Jan Di because she is a good actress.

I chose Ahron Villena in the character of Goo Jun Pyo.

I chose Xian Lim in the character of Yoon Ji Hoo.

I chose Chase Rivera in the character of So Yi Jung.

I chose Mikee Lee in the character of Song Woo Bin.

I chose Cherie Gil as the mother of Ahron Villena or as known as the mother of Goo Jun Pyo.

I chose Dennis Padilla as the father of Maja Salvador or as known as the father of Geum Jan Di.

I chose Pokwang as the mother of Maja Salvador or as known as the mother of Geum Jan Di.

I chose Zai Jian Jaranilla as the younger brother of Maja Salvador or as known as the younger brother of Geum Jan Di.

I chose Toni Gonzaga as the elder sister of Ahron Villena or as known as the elder sister of Goo Jun Pyo.

I chose Bangs Garcia one of the 3 malditaz.

I also chose Alex Gonzaga one of the 3 malditaz.

I also chose Niña Jose one of the 3 malditaz.

I chose Kaycee Concepcion as the girlfriend of Xian Lim who is a model from another country or as known as the model girlfriend of Yoon Ji Hoo.

I chose Erich Gonzales in the character of Oh Min Ji, the Ex-Bestfriend of Maja Salvador.

I chose Nicole Uysiuseng in the character of Chu Ga Eul, the co-worker of Maja Salvador in work and her bestfriend.



Thank You for appreciating my desire.